Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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