bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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