No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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