Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
