This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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