69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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