The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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