I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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