Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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