She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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