some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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