I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
she peed on how many people?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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