drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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