Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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