Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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