I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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