i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She needs sedatives and a leash
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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