I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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