My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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