I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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