1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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