Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
pray to the hookup gods
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
