super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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