But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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