ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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