Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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