the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm both gender and math confused
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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