Need sex. Gaining weight.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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