Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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