You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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