what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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