This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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