Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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