Don't you send me to vm
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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