I'll bet she douches with gravy.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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