is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I didn't notice because vodka
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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