Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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