So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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