she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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