He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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