he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish i was in the wii world.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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