a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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