it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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