they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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