The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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