quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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