i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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