thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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