wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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