I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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